Episode 638 - My Heart's Buzzing
Mar 25, 2022 21:59:51 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Mar 25, 2022 21:59:51 GMT -5
Episode 638 - My Heart's Buzzing
Taped: 3/25/22
Plot:
Chaotix prepares for their rehearsal without Charmy. The group thinks he overslept, which is odd considering he never sleeps past three even when he was stoned. Espio knocks on his door to investigate and has to be cajoled into forcing himself in. It turns out Charmy stayed up until the crack of dawn trying to pick up chicks on Omegle. Charmy confesses to the gang that he's lonely and that he's just showed his first sign being desperate for love. He brings up his last attempt to pick up a girl when he went shopping. The girl, a rabbit, immediately turns him down since he complimented the cantaloupes she's buying. Charmy tries to rub in his celebrity status, but she flips him off. He then wishes that she'd meet Elmer Fudd. Before that, Charmy noticed a girl sitting by herself at the mall. They start having lunch together, and the girl reveals that she broke up with a mama's boy of a boyfriend. She then admits that she's fascinated by Charmy's story of how he was raised. She compliments Charmy on his cuteness and his name. She gives her number, but then reveals that she's nine months pregnant making Charmy immediately not interested. The flashback ends with Charmy lamenting his bad luck on finding dates. Charmy then has a heart-to-heart talk with the rest of Chaotix about what he wants in a woman. He also shares what kind of women he's looking for along with preferences to what he likes. With this information in hand, Chaotix promises they'll help Charmy find someone. A few days later, Charmy returns from McDonald's to discover that Chaotix has turned their home into the set of Love Connection. Charmy begrudgingly agrees to play along and is introduced to some bachelorettes. First is a divorced teacher named Yolanda Simmons who likes romance movies and is lactose intolerant. Second is a comic book store employee named Melanie Foust who likes tattoos, piercings, and heavy metal. The third and final bachelorette is a bee just like Charmy with the name of Tiffany Bee. She also happens to match Charmy's depiction of an ideal woman. Eric and Espio, posing as the audience, vote unanimously to set Charmy up with Tiffany. Charmy becomes increasingly interested with her as she talks to him backstage. He finally decides he can't wait anymore and shoves the backdrop out of the way to kiss her. While they arrange their date, the rest of Chaotix investigates Tiffany further. They play back her tape and slow down her pitch and determine that she sounds like Charmy, only higher. They don't think they're related because Espio believes he killed everybody in Charmy's hive except for Charmy and Alarmy. Charmy and Tiffany pig out on tacos and take a walk through the park to her house. Tiffany comments on all the flowers on the Chaotix property, to which Charmy says Vanilla lets him pollinate them. Charmy reveals that his hive was attacked when he was a larva and that he was raised by Espio and Vector. As it turns out, Tiffany has a grudge against someone who destroyed her hive when she was growing up. She was then adopted by a dentist couple who were unable to conceive children. Tiffany invites him into her house where they make love in her bedroom. It's only at that point that Charmy notices how similar they look and decides to investigate where her hive was and when it got attacked. She pinpoints the location and her birth date, and Charmy realizes the description fits his exact hive. The next morning, Charmy wallows in a cold shower. He throws things at Vector and Espio when they try to cheer him up. Vanilla tells Vector that he should have done more research when he set up his game show. Espio fears retribution from Tiffany, but Charmy tells him that she committed suicide immediately after the shocking revelation. Charmy promises not to rush into things next time, and Chaotix then goes out for pizza.
Fun Facts:
Tiffany is the second known sibling of Charmy to survive his hive being destroyed, the other being Alarmy. We learn that Charmy's birthday is March 26th. Both of Charmy's known siblings have died immediately after meeting Charmy.
Cast:
Junky: Charmy, Vanilla, Ray, Yolanda, Melanie, Tiffany, woman at mall
Koopa: Vector, Espio, rabbit at store
Fieldsy: Cream
Eric: himself
Taped: 3/25/22
Plot:
Chaotix prepares for their rehearsal without Charmy. The group thinks he overslept, which is odd considering he never sleeps past three even when he was stoned. Espio knocks on his door to investigate and has to be cajoled into forcing himself in. It turns out Charmy stayed up until the crack of dawn trying to pick up chicks on Omegle. Charmy confesses to the gang that he's lonely and that he's just showed his first sign being desperate for love. He brings up his last attempt to pick up a girl when he went shopping. The girl, a rabbit, immediately turns him down since he complimented the cantaloupes she's buying. Charmy tries to rub in his celebrity status, but she flips him off. He then wishes that she'd meet Elmer Fudd. Before that, Charmy noticed a girl sitting by herself at the mall. They start having lunch together, and the girl reveals that she broke up with a mama's boy of a boyfriend. She then admits that she's fascinated by Charmy's story of how he was raised. She compliments Charmy on his cuteness and his name. She gives her number, but then reveals that she's nine months pregnant making Charmy immediately not interested. The flashback ends with Charmy lamenting his bad luck on finding dates. Charmy then has a heart-to-heart talk with the rest of Chaotix about what he wants in a woman. He also shares what kind of women he's looking for along with preferences to what he likes. With this information in hand, Chaotix promises they'll help Charmy find someone. A few days later, Charmy returns from McDonald's to discover that Chaotix has turned their home into the set of Love Connection. Charmy begrudgingly agrees to play along and is introduced to some bachelorettes. First is a divorced teacher named Yolanda Simmons who likes romance movies and is lactose intolerant. Second is a comic book store employee named Melanie Foust who likes tattoos, piercings, and heavy metal. The third and final bachelorette is a bee just like Charmy with the name of Tiffany Bee. She also happens to match Charmy's depiction of an ideal woman. Eric and Espio, posing as the audience, vote unanimously to set Charmy up with Tiffany. Charmy becomes increasingly interested with her as she talks to him backstage. He finally decides he can't wait anymore and shoves the backdrop out of the way to kiss her. While they arrange their date, the rest of Chaotix investigates Tiffany further. They play back her tape and slow down her pitch and determine that she sounds like Charmy, only higher. They don't think they're related because Espio believes he killed everybody in Charmy's hive except for Charmy and Alarmy. Charmy and Tiffany pig out on tacos and take a walk through the park to her house. Tiffany comments on all the flowers on the Chaotix property, to which Charmy says Vanilla lets him pollinate them. Charmy reveals that his hive was attacked when he was a larva and that he was raised by Espio and Vector. As it turns out, Tiffany has a grudge against someone who destroyed her hive when she was growing up. She was then adopted by a dentist couple who were unable to conceive children. Tiffany invites him into her house where they make love in her bedroom. It's only at that point that Charmy notices how similar they look and decides to investigate where her hive was and when it got attacked. She pinpoints the location and her birth date, and Charmy realizes the description fits his exact hive. The next morning, Charmy wallows in a cold shower. He throws things at Vector and Espio when they try to cheer him up. Vanilla tells Vector that he should have done more research when he set up his game show. Espio fears retribution from Tiffany, but Charmy tells him that she committed suicide immediately after the shocking revelation. Charmy promises not to rush into things next time, and Chaotix then goes out for pizza.
Fun Facts:
Tiffany is the second known sibling of Charmy to survive his hive being destroyed, the other being Alarmy. We learn that Charmy's birthday is March 26th. Both of Charmy's known siblings have died immediately after meeting Charmy.
Cast:
Junky: Charmy, Vanilla, Ray, Yolanda, Melanie, Tiffany, woman at mall
Koopa: Vector, Espio, rabbit at store
Fieldsy: Cream
Eric: himself