Episode 513 - Roll Me Over in the Clover
Mar 15, 2019 21:25:40 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Mar 15, 2019 21:25:40 GMT -5
Episode 513 - Roll Me Over in the Clover
Taped: 3/15/19
Plot:
It's a beautiful day and Locke takes advantage of it by doing some yard work around his new house. His mood sours when Wyn walks by, having heard about it from Mace who is there with him. Mace has been working as an office assistant at a law firm for the past few months, aiming to go to law school. Locke decides to prepare him for the real world by having him go up a ladder to clean his gutters, hoping it will cure his fear of heights. After picking up all the sticks on his front lawn, Locke happens across a patch of four-leaf clovers. He picks several at once and decides it's time to hit the casino since he's bound to have the best luck in the world. He leaves for Casinopolis with the hope that he can win enough to buy a new Oldsmobile which Knuckles quickly corrects him that they're no longer made so Locke decides to win enough bring them back instead, prompting Wyn, Knuckles and Mace to spy on him. Before they follow him inside, Knuckles tells him about his gambling problem. Wyn asks how bad it is with Knuckles admitting that he once bet his house in a poker game and lost which is why he lived in a trailer. Knuckles spies on Locke who has been winning first at Blackjack then on slot machines. Wyn tries to keep a low profile playing video poker despite Knuckles' objections. Wyn points out that Locke has been betting big on roulette and winning even more money as a result. Knuckles tries to tell Mace, but he's too busy playing Keno to care. Fearing that all three might come out of Casinopolis losing their shirts, Knuckles calls Sonic who is in the middle of making love with Amy. Once Sonic is finished, he runs to Casinopolis and joins Knuckles in watching over Locke. They find him at a poker table but are too late to stop him from playing a hand. Wyn has quit because he lost the money he earned on lucky hands while Mace broke even playing a few rounds of Keno. Locke thinks he's won with a full house only to have someone else outdo him with a royal flush. Knuckles confronts him on potentially losing another house but Locke confesses that it he only lost the $5,000 he had won prior to that hand. Locke then clears up what happened to his old house—a blocked chimney caused a fire which burned it to the ground. With whatever savings he had left, he went to Casinopolis and made enough to buy the trailer that would eventually occupy the land. Locke then admits that he only wanted to win enough money to buy a better car for Mace. Knuckles apologizes for being so paranoid, and everyone agrees to go back and finish Locke's yard work. Wyn asks if anyone has seen Sonic, and it turns out he's fighting robots in the sewers. Charlie Sheen tells him he'll get used to the smell.
Quotes:
Locke: Speaking of things that make me turn green, look who's coming.
Knuckles: Without turning around to look, it's either Hillary Clinton or Wyn.
Knuckles: Just don't do anything stupid.
Locke: You wanna be the pot or the kettle?
Locke: Tell Johnny Cockring up there he's relieved of gutter duty.
Knuckles: I think you mean Cochran.
Locke: I know what I said.
Fun Facts:
We learn that Mace has graduated from Yuji Naka University and is now working for a law firm as an office assistant. It's also revealed that Locke's lawn tractor first mentioned in Episode 387 - Presidential Wrenches is a late 70's Cub Cadet 80.
Cast:
Junky: Knuckles, Locke, Amy, Charlie Sheen
Koopa: Sonic, Wyn
Adam: Mace
Taped: 3/15/19
Plot:
It's a beautiful day and Locke takes advantage of it by doing some yard work around his new house. His mood sours when Wyn walks by, having heard about it from Mace who is there with him. Mace has been working as an office assistant at a law firm for the past few months, aiming to go to law school. Locke decides to prepare him for the real world by having him go up a ladder to clean his gutters, hoping it will cure his fear of heights. After picking up all the sticks on his front lawn, Locke happens across a patch of four-leaf clovers. He picks several at once and decides it's time to hit the casino since he's bound to have the best luck in the world. He leaves for Casinopolis with the hope that he can win enough to buy a new Oldsmobile which Knuckles quickly corrects him that they're no longer made so Locke decides to win enough bring them back instead, prompting Wyn, Knuckles and Mace to spy on him. Before they follow him inside, Knuckles tells him about his gambling problem. Wyn asks how bad it is with Knuckles admitting that he once bet his house in a poker game and lost which is why he lived in a trailer. Knuckles spies on Locke who has been winning first at Blackjack then on slot machines. Wyn tries to keep a low profile playing video poker despite Knuckles' objections. Wyn points out that Locke has been betting big on roulette and winning even more money as a result. Knuckles tries to tell Mace, but he's too busy playing Keno to care. Fearing that all three might come out of Casinopolis losing their shirts, Knuckles calls Sonic who is in the middle of making love with Amy. Once Sonic is finished, he runs to Casinopolis and joins Knuckles in watching over Locke. They find him at a poker table but are too late to stop him from playing a hand. Wyn has quit because he lost the money he earned on lucky hands while Mace broke even playing a few rounds of Keno. Locke thinks he's won with a full house only to have someone else outdo him with a royal flush. Knuckles confronts him on potentially losing another house but Locke confesses that it he only lost the $5,000 he had won prior to that hand. Locke then clears up what happened to his old house—a blocked chimney caused a fire which burned it to the ground. With whatever savings he had left, he went to Casinopolis and made enough to buy the trailer that would eventually occupy the land. Locke then admits that he only wanted to win enough money to buy a better car for Mace. Knuckles apologizes for being so paranoid, and everyone agrees to go back and finish Locke's yard work. Wyn asks if anyone has seen Sonic, and it turns out he's fighting robots in the sewers. Charlie Sheen tells him he'll get used to the smell.
Quotes:
Locke: Speaking of things that make me turn green, look who's coming.
Knuckles: Without turning around to look, it's either Hillary Clinton or Wyn.
Knuckles: Just don't do anything stupid.
Locke: You wanna be the pot or the kettle?
Locke: Tell Johnny Cockring up there he's relieved of gutter duty.
Knuckles: I think you mean Cochran.
Locke: I know what I said.
Fun Facts:
We learn that Mace has graduated from Yuji Naka University and is now working for a law firm as an office assistant. It's also revealed that Locke's lawn tractor first mentioned in Episode 387 - Presidential Wrenches is a late 70's Cub Cadet 80.
Cast:
Junky: Knuckles, Locke, Amy, Charlie Sheen
Koopa: Sonic, Wyn
Adam: Mace