Episode 710 - Breaking Records and Spirits
Jan 28, 2024 22:32:12 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Jan 28, 2024 22:32:12 GMT -5
Episode 710 - Breaking Records and Spirits
Taped: 1/28/24
Plot:
Flash and Lightning look at a Guinness Book of World Records. Lightning says there's a missed opportunity for Flash to be in there as ugliest baby. Flash says Sonic and Amy would spank him so hard he won't be able to have children. Lightning thinks he might be able to get himself in the book and recruits Flash to help him. He thinks breaking the record for most sit-ups will be a cinch, but he strains himself after 79. Flash shows him he can break a treadmill record, but this ends with Lightning getting flung into a wall. They then ask Amber for advice, and she recommends trying something out of the ordinary. This then gives Lightning the idea to make the world's loudest fart. They go to Mobi-Mart to buy a whole bunch of beans, brussel sprouts, and the like. Flash hits record, and Lightning announces his intentions for the record. The next day, Lightning prepares to make the fart with Flash recording his butt and the decibel meter. After seconds of straining, Lightning pushes out a huge turd instead. They leave the turd outside where Sonic plans to install his new bird feeder. Lightning runs out of ideas, so Flash suggests that he try something speed related. He comes up with washing windows for a world record, but all the windows in the city are being privately washed. They go to Lucy's house and ask for advice. Lucy isn't sure, but Flash thinks they could break the record for longest kiss. Lucy turns it down, leaving Flash to search for another option. He thinks they should do another speed record, but Lightning says he could handle distance. Flash says he should go for breaking a record carrying someone, and that he can do that by carrying Lucy more than 31 miles. The three go to Station Square where Flash sets up a station at a street corner to monitor Lightning and Lucy. Lightning picks up Lucy and starts carrying her along. At first it's a breeze, but he starts getting tired ten miles in. Lucy encourages him with words and kisses. Unfortunately, it's not enough, and he gives up with eight miles to go. Lucy and Flash congratulate him for trying at least. Flash talks Lightning into giving up chasing world records, saying he's known in Station Square for being a hero anyway. Lightning agrees, and the three decide to unwind by catching a movie. They go to pharmacy first to pick up some pain reliever. Sonic then sends a picture of a new hill in their backyard, and Lightning immediately deduces that Sonic and Tails covered up his giant turd. Tails admonishes Sonic, since that picture was supposed to go to Amy. Tails prides himself on being the smart one, to which Sonic answers by saying he's the fast one. He then thinks that it wasn't much of a victory.
Fun Facts:
We learn that while Lightning is nearly as fast as Sonic, he lacks in endurance likely due to spending a lot of his time gaming.
Cast:
Junky: Lightning, Amy, Tails
Koopa: Sonic, Flash
Fieldsy: Amber, Lucy
Taped: 1/28/24
Plot:
Flash and Lightning look at a Guinness Book of World Records. Lightning says there's a missed opportunity for Flash to be in there as ugliest baby. Flash says Sonic and Amy would spank him so hard he won't be able to have children. Lightning thinks he might be able to get himself in the book and recruits Flash to help him. He thinks breaking the record for most sit-ups will be a cinch, but he strains himself after 79. Flash shows him he can break a treadmill record, but this ends with Lightning getting flung into a wall. They then ask Amber for advice, and she recommends trying something out of the ordinary. This then gives Lightning the idea to make the world's loudest fart. They go to Mobi-Mart to buy a whole bunch of beans, brussel sprouts, and the like. Flash hits record, and Lightning announces his intentions for the record. The next day, Lightning prepares to make the fart with Flash recording his butt and the decibel meter. After seconds of straining, Lightning pushes out a huge turd instead. They leave the turd outside where Sonic plans to install his new bird feeder. Lightning runs out of ideas, so Flash suggests that he try something speed related. He comes up with washing windows for a world record, but all the windows in the city are being privately washed. They go to Lucy's house and ask for advice. Lucy isn't sure, but Flash thinks they could break the record for longest kiss. Lucy turns it down, leaving Flash to search for another option. He thinks they should do another speed record, but Lightning says he could handle distance. Flash says he should go for breaking a record carrying someone, and that he can do that by carrying Lucy more than 31 miles. The three go to Station Square where Flash sets up a station at a street corner to monitor Lightning and Lucy. Lightning picks up Lucy and starts carrying her along. At first it's a breeze, but he starts getting tired ten miles in. Lucy encourages him with words and kisses. Unfortunately, it's not enough, and he gives up with eight miles to go. Lucy and Flash congratulate him for trying at least. Flash talks Lightning into giving up chasing world records, saying he's known in Station Square for being a hero anyway. Lightning agrees, and the three decide to unwind by catching a movie. They go to pharmacy first to pick up some pain reliever. Sonic then sends a picture of a new hill in their backyard, and Lightning immediately deduces that Sonic and Tails covered up his giant turd. Tails admonishes Sonic, since that picture was supposed to go to Amy. Tails prides himself on being the smart one, to which Sonic answers by saying he's the fast one. He then thinks that it wasn't much of a victory.
Fun Facts:
We learn that while Lightning is nearly as fast as Sonic, he lacks in endurance likely due to spending a lot of his time gaming.
Cast:
Junky: Lightning, Amy, Tails
Koopa: Sonic, Flash
Fieldsy: Amber, Lucy