Episode 691 - Almost Famous
Jul 9, 2023 20:55:13 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Jul 9, 2023 20:55:13 GMT -5
Episode 691 - Almost Famous
Taped: 7/9/23
Plot:
Sonic taunts Shadow with your mom jokes, causing Shadow to aim Chaos Spears and Chaos Blasts against him. Sonic wiggles his butt, and Shadow takes the opportunity to finally hit him with a beam from a Chaos Emerald. He was meaning to Chaos Control him, but takes the result of him disappearing anyway. Sonic travels through time and space and comes across a native fishing in the past. Sonic tries speaking their language, but the native takes it to mean that Sonic's insulting his wife. He throws a spear at Sonic but misses. The native blows into a conch, summoning an army after Sonic. Sonic runs, but his foot gets caught in a snare. The natives tie him to a pole and carry him into their village. Back in the present, Lightning notices that Sonic's been gone a long time. He was supposed to come back with a new router for the family, but they realize that there's a problem if it's taking this long. Lightning goes up to ARK where Shadow tells him he recommended a range extender for his house. The mere mention of a motherboard led to Sonic cracking a your mom joke at Shadow's expense. In the ensuing skirmish, Shadow sent Sonic away with a blast from a Chaos emerald. Shadow is unable to track Sonic down, since he doesn't have his phone or the Chaos Emeralds on him. They go to Tails' house for help, and Tails just so happens to have an idea. He used to be able to track down Sonic automatically upon respawning. When he tries doing that, he instead finds himself at Sonic Jr.'s side. The natives' plan to burn Sonic alive gets cancelled due to rain. They decide to burn him the following day if the weather holds out. Amy takes her kids and Tails to Big's hut, and it turns out he has an idea. He grabs a stick, and the gang follows him. After four hours in the wilderness, Big finds a turtle. Amy screams at Big and hits him with her hammer. Lightning asks Tails why he came to Big, and Tails says it's because Big is good at finding fish. Lightning thinks Knuckles might be able to help them because he has the Master Emerald. That night while Sonic is sleeping, a wild boar pleasures him. Sonic mistakes the boar for Amy until the boar kicks the pole, freeing Sonic. He seeks refuge in a cave, but the boar returns, pleasuring him even more. Sonic kisses the boar's nose, mistaking it for Amy's lips. Sonic wakes up and runs out of the cave screaming. He winds up back at the village where he's again chased by the natives. Knuckles does have a plan to bring Sonic back, and he activates the Master Emerald with a poem. Sonic, who is cornered at a beach, gets warped back in the present. Sonic hugs Amy, despite Sonic stinking from the encounter with the boar. Tails apologizes for not being as big a help as he wanted to be, but Sonic tells him not to worry about it. While Sonic gets cleaned up, Tails fixes the Wi-Fi in his house by setting up access points. As everyone gets accustomed to the increased internet speeds, Amy has her kids tell Cream about the awards they've been getting in school. Amy then announces that they've been invited to a pig roast... which sends Sonic running away, screaming. Lightning says Sonic may have gone hog wild.
Fun Facts:
We learn that now there are two Sonics, Tails can no longer automatically find Sonic like he used to without running the risk of finding the wrong one.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Lightning, Tails, Knuckles, Big, island natives, wild boar
Koopa: Sonic, Flash
Fieldsy: Cream, Amber
Taped: 7/9/23
Plot:
Sonic taunts Shadow with your mom jokes, causing Shadow to aim Chaos Spears and Chaos Blasts against him. Sonic wiggles his butt, and Shadow takes the opportunity to finally hit him with a beam from a Chaos Emerald. He was meaning to Chaos Control him, but takes the result of him disappearing anyway. Sonic travels through time and space and comes across a native fishing in the past. Sonic tries speaking their language, but the native takes it to mean that Sonic's insulting his wife. He throws a spear at Sonic but misses. The native blows into a conch, summoning an army after Sonic. Sonic runs, but his foot gets caught in a snare. The natives tie him to a pole and carry him into their village. Back in the present, Lightning notices that Sonic's been gone a long time. He was supposed to come back with a new router for the family, but they realize that there's a problem if it's taking this long. Lightning goes up to ARK where Shadow tells him he recommended a range extender for his house. The mere mention of a motherboard led to Sonic cracking a your mom joke at Shadow's expense. In the ensuing skirmish, Shadow sent Sonic away with a blast from a Chaos emerald. Shadow is unable to track Sonic down, since he doesn't have his phone or the Chaos Emeralds on him. They go to Tails' house for help, and Tails just so happens to have an idea. He used to be able to track down Sonic automatically upon respawning. When he tries doing that, he instead finds himself at Sonic Jr.'s side. The natives' plan to burn Sonic alive gets cancelled due to rain. They decide to burn him the following day if the weather holds out. Amy takes her kids and Tails to Big's hut, and it turns out he has an idea. He grabs a stick, and the gang follows him. After four hours in the wilderness, Big finds a turtle. Amy screams at Big and hits him with her hammer. Lightning asks Tails why he came to Big, and Tails says it's because Big is good at finding fish. Lightning thinks Knuckles might be able to help them because he has the Master Emerald. That night while Sonic is sleeping, a wild boar pleasures him. Sonic mistakes the boar for Amy until the boar kicks the pole, freeing Sonic. He seeks refuge in a cave, but the boar returns, pleasuring him even more. Sonic kisses the boar's nose, mistaking it for Amy's lips. Sonic wakes up and runs out of the cave screaming. He winds up back at the village where he's again chased by the natives. Knuckles does have a plan to bring Sonic back, and he activates the Master Emerald with a poem. Sonic, who is cornered at a beach, gets warped back in the present. Sonic hugs Amy, despite Sonic stinking from the encounter with the boar. Tails apologizes for not being as big a help as he wanted to be, but Sonic tells him not to worry about it. While Sonic gets cleaned up, Tails fixes the Wi-Fi in his house by setting up access points. As everyone gets accustomed to the increased internet speeds, Amy has her kids tell Cream about the awards they've been getting in school. Amy then announces that they've been invited to a pig roast... which sends Sonic running away, screaming. Lightning says Sonic may have gone hog wild.
Fun Facts:
We learn that now there are two Sonics, Tails can no longer automatically find Sonic like he used to without running the risk of finding the wrong one.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Lightning, Tails, Knuckles, Big, island natives, wild boar
Koopa: Sonic, Flash
Fieldsy: Cream, Amber