Episode 655 - Bermuda Love Triangle
Sept 4, 2022 21:33:18 GMT -5
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Episode 655 - Bermuda Love Triangle
Taped: 9/4/22
Plot:
Sonic finds something strange in the backyard and brings it to Amy. Tails knocks on the door, saying it belongs to him. Actually, it's an athletic supporter for Miles. It's designed to fit Miles because it has two dimples. Sonic gives it back just as Jenny and Bark arrive at the house. They're seeking Sonic and Amy's help because they're both looking for a good man. They first think Mace is a hot item, only for Amy to tell them he's taken. The same would go for Knuckles when they ask about him as well. Sonic and Amy resolve to help Bark and Jenny respectively by taking them to Station Square. Amy sees Mark Hedgefield coming out of a store at the mall and decides to introduce Jenny. Jenny comes on too strong for Mark, so he calls her a whore and leaves. Amy calls out Jenny on her techniques for picking up guys and suggests a less fortuitous approach. They decide to set Jenny up with a Tinder account instead. Sonic takes Bark to a gay bar where he immediately hits it off with a gay Latino. Jenny turns down Tinder profiles from Charmy, Eggman, and Manic. They then find an "Archibald" who's really Flash with a fake profile. Bark gets extremely drunk, yet he manages to get phone numbers from 15 single gay guys. The bartender cuts Bark off, at which point Sonic thinks Bark is better off with the numbers he has. Sonic and Amy circle back and tell each other how they did. Jenny has a few dates set up on Tinder while Bark plans on going through his list of numbers. Amy seems to think their relationship could work if Bark was straight, although Sonic is thankful that Bark's a good father figure to Jessie. The days pass, and Bark is dating the first man he saw at the gay bar: a Latino named Luis who can cook. Jenny spills the beans that she accidentally sent a group message, telling five dates to meet for the night at a French restaurant. She comes up with an idea on the spot: she brings Amy and Sonia to the restaurant with her while Sonic and Manic show up in drag. Jenny then gives instructions: they're all supposed to make their dates go as badly as possible. Sonic plays Jenny's mannerisms to the extreme, making her date sick. Amy straight up tells her date about Jenny's mistake. Manic's date immediately discovers that he's in drag. Sonia pretends to be sick and rushes out, just in time for her date to tell her about a mole. Jenny's date turns out to be homophobic, he leaves her be when she talks about Bark and how she conceived Jessie. Jenny congratulates everyone on ruining the dates. Bark comes back, having offended Luis to the point of breaking up over his bad Spanish. Jenny and Bark together decide to let love come to them. Flash comes in with a hat and a fake mustache, prompting Amy and Sonic to ground him for the rest of the month.
Quotes:
Amber: You need to be less creepy.
Jenny: You're 13. What do you know about picking up guys?
Amy: A lot more than you do.
Fun Facts:
We learn that Bark has a thing for Latino guys.
Cast:
Junky: Jenny, Bark, Tails, Amy, Mark Hedgefield, bartender, Luis, Jenny's dates
Koopa: Sonic, Manic, Flash, Jenny's dates
Fieldsy: Amber, Sonia
Taped: 9/4/22
Plot:
Sonic finds something strange in the backyard and brings it to Amy. Tails knocks on the door, saying it belongs to him. Actually, it's an athletic supporter for Miles. It's designed to fit Miles because it has two dimples. Sonic gives it back just as Jenny and Bark arrive at the house. They're seeking Sonic and Amy's help because they're both looking for a good man. They first think Mace is a hot item, only for Amy to tell them he's taken. The same would go for Knuckles when they ask about him as well. Sonic and Amy resolve to help Bark and Jenny respectively by taking them to Station Square. Amy sees Mark Hedgefield coming out of a store at the mall and decides to introduce Jenny. Jenny comes on too strong for Mark, so he calls her a whore and leaves. Amy calls out Jenny on her techniques for picking up guys and suggests a less fortuitous approach. They decide to set Jenny up with a Tinder account instead. Sonic takes Bark to a gay bar where he immediately hits it off with a gay Latino. Jenny turns down Tinder profiles from Charmy, Eggman, and Manic. They then find an "Archibald" who's really Flash with a fake profile. Bark gets extremely drunk, yet he manages to get phone numbers from 15 single gay guys. The bartender cuts Bark off, at which point Sonic thinks Bark is better off with the numbers he has. Sonic and Amy circle back and tell each other how they did. Jenny has a few dates set up on Tinder while Bark plans on going through his list of numbers. Amy seems to think their relationship could work if Bark was straight, although Sonic is thankful that Bark's a good father figure to Jessie. The days pass, and Bark is dating the first man he saw at the gay bar: a Latino named Luis who can cook. Jenny spills the beans that she accidentally sent a group message, telling five dates to meet for the night at a French restaurant. She comes up with an idea on the spot: she brings Amy and Sonia to the restaurant with her while Sonic and Manic show up in drag. Jenny then gives instructions: they're all supposed to make their dates go as badly as possible. Sonic plays Jenny's mannerisms to the extreme, making her date sick. Amy straight up tells her date about Jenny's mistake. Manic's date immediately discovers that he's in drag. Sonia pretends to be sick and rushes out, just in time for her date to tell her about a mole. Jenny's date turns out to be homophobic, he leaves her be when she talks about Bark and how she conceived Jessie. Jenny congratulates everyone on ruining the dates. Bark comes back, having offended Luis to the point of breaking up over his bad Spanish. Jenny and Bark together decide to let love come to them. Flash comes in with a hat and a fake mustache, prompting Amy and Sonic to ground him for the rest of the month.
Quotes:
Amber: You need to be less creepy.
Jenny: You're 13. What do you know about picking up guys?
Amy: A lot more than you do.
Fun Facts:
We learn that Bark has a thing for Latino guys.
Cast:
Junky: Jenny, Bark, Tails, Amy, Mark Hedgefield, bartender, Luis, Jenny's dates
Koopa: Sonic, Manic, Flash, Jenny's dates
Fieldsy: Amber, Sonia