Episode 458 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Dec 13, 2017 22:40:57 GMT -5
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Episode 458 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Taped: 11/5/17
Plot:
Lightning goes on an ancestry site curious to see what other relatives he has now that he has a cousin for the first time. After entering in all of his known relatives, the website shows that one of his relatives on Amy's side is Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses. Amy vehemently denies this at first but eventually confesses that Whitey's older brother, Will, married a human woman named Sharon and is the father of Axl. Amy warns the kids not to tell anybody about Uncle Will and Axl before leaving. Lightning decides to contact Axl and tell him about them being related, despite Flash thinking it isn't a good idea. Lightning spin-dashes to Chaotix where Vector and Charmy reveal that they used to open at Guns N' Roses concerts back in the day. They dissuade Lightning from paying him a visit because they have met him backstage before and he turned out to be a total dick. Lightning goes over to the swamp and talks to Espio, Sonia, and Manic instead. They also let Lightning know about Axl being an unfriendly person, but they reveal that he'll be playing at the Eric Prower Auditorium that night. Lightning rushes back to tell his brothers and sister, realizing he can get in with Sonic's celebrity status. Sonic agrees but Lightning warns him that Amy can't know where they are going. Sonic has a tough time getting through security until Lightning slips that his mother Amy is Axl's cousin and therefore part of his family. Axl asks how he knows this and Lightning explains that he traced his family tree and has learned that Axl is half hedgehog. Shocked that anyone would know, he allows them to enter backstage. Upon seeing Sonic backstage, Axl gets flashbacks to the Labyrinth Zone and blames Sonic for all his problems. Axl snaps and strangles Sonic, only to take it back when he realizes it wasn't his fault. After boasting his wealth, fame, and having 2 bands to his name, Axl opens up about his childhood, revealing that his father had molested him at a young age. He snaps again when he sees cashews in his nut dish, prompting Lightning to calm him down with a homing attack. Axl shows how much of a douche he can be by firing the rest of Guns N' Roses on the spot and replacing them. He then calls Angus Young to fire everyone in AC/DC and then sets the Eric Prower Auditorium on fire, only to be stopped when Lightning uses a fire extinguisher on the flames. Axl taunts Sonic about letting himself go and gloats about him entertaining the world. He goes on to tell of a time he slept with a hedgehog girl which would have happened at just about the right time to make him Sonic's father and proclaims himself as such just as Amy sneaks up and knocks him out cold. Amy clarifies that they are not related to that Axl Rose, but another hedgehog with the same name and shows them a picture. It turns out that both Axl's having the same names for parents is just a coincidence. Amy also opens up about their Axl being mentally disturbed which is why no one ever brings him up and further explains that his backstory, while similar in some ways, isn't nearly as disturbing as the famous Axl's. Both had fathers who married a 16 year-old girl, both are known for their mental instability, but while the famous Axl's father had molested him, Amy's cousin Axl had no such thing happen to him and, in fact, had very decent parents. She admits that she hadn't looked at the picture on the site initially and concludes that it had been placed there by mistake due to the similar names. Axl comes to and admits he lied about being half hedgehog but Lightning homing attacks him again before Sonic and Amy take him back home. Lightning learns that some family secrets are better left undiscovered. He remembers Axl mentioning his one-night-stand with a hedgehog when he was 19 but figures it couldn't have been Jenny since she was too young at the time or Sonia since she wasn't born yet. A flashback reveals that Axl had sex with one of the hedgehogs in a pet store, followed by a quit cut to Shadow who states that it's been done before.
Fun Facts:
It's revealed that Amy and Jenny have an uncle named William Rose, an aunt named Sharon Rose, and a schizophrenic cousin named Axl Rose (not to be confused with the singer of the same name) who currently resides in a mental institution.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Lightning, Sonic Jr., Charmy, Shadow, Axl Rose, security guard, pet shop owner
Koopa: Sonic, Flash, Vector, Espio
Fieldsy: Amber, Sonia
Taped: 11/5/17
Plot:
Lightning goes on an ancestry site curious to see what other relatives he has now that he has a cousin for the first time. After entering in all of his known relatives, the website shows that one of his relatives on Amy's side is Axl Rose of Guns N' Roses. Amy vehemently denies this at first but eventually confesses that Whitey's older brother, Will, married a human woman named Sharon and is the father of Axl. Amy warns the kids not to tell anybody about Uncle Will and Axl before leaving. Lightning decides to contact Axl and tell him about them being related, despite Flash thinking it isn't a good idea. Lightning spin-dashes to Chaotix where Vector and Charmy reveal that they used to open at Guns N' Roses concerts back in the day. They dissuade Lightning from paying him a visit because they have met him backstage before and he turned out to be a total dick. Lightning goes over to the swamp and talks to Espio, Sonia, and Manic instead. They also let Lightning know about Axl being an unfriendly person, but they reveal that he'll be playing at the Eric Prower Auditorium that night. Lightning rushes back to tell his brothers and sister, realizing he can get in with Sonic's celebrity status. Sonic agrees but Lightning warns him that Amy can't know where they are going. Sonic has a tough time getting through security until Lightning slips that his mother Amy is Axl's cousin and therefore part of his family. Axl asks how he knows this and Lightning explains that he traced his family tree and has learned that Axl is half hedgehog. Shocked that anyone would know, he allows them to enter backstage. Upon seeing Sonic backstage, Axl gets flashbacks to the Labyrinth Zone and blames Sonic for all his problems. Axl snaps and strangles Sonic, only to take it back when he realizes it wasn't his fault. After boasting his wealth, fame, and having 2 bands to his name, Axl opens up about his childhood, revealing that his father had molested him at a young age. He snaps again when he sees cashews in his nut dish, prompting Lightning to calm him down with a homing attack. Axl shows how much of a douche he can be by firing the rest of Guns N' Roses on the spot and replacing them. He then calls Angus Young to fire everyone in AC/DC and then sets the Eric Prower Auditorium on fire, only to be stopped when Lightning uses a fire extinguisher on the flames. Axl taunts Sonic about letting himself go and gloats about him entertaining the world. He goes on to tell of a time he slept with a hedgehog girl which would have happened at just about the right time to make him Sonic's father and proclaims himself as such just as Amy sneaks up and knocks him out cold. Amy clarifies that they are not related to that Axl Rose, but another hedgehog with the same name and shows them a picture. It turns out that both Axl's having the same names for parents is just a coincidence. Amy also opens up about their Axl being mentally disturbed which is why no one ever brings him up and further explains that his backstory, while similar in some ways, isn't nearly as disturbing as the famous Axl's. Both had fathers who married a 16 year-old girl, both are known for their mental instability, but while the famous Axl's father had molested him, Amy's cousin Axl had no such thing happen to him and, in fact, had very decent parents. She admits that she hadn't looked at the picture on the site initially and concludes that it had been placed there by mistake due to the similar names. Axl comes to and admits he lied about being half hedgehog but Lightning homing attacks him again before Sonic and Amy take him back home. Lightning learns that some family secrets are better left undiscovered. He remembers Axl mentioning his one-night-stand with a hedgehog when he was 19 but figures it couldn't have been Jenny since she was too young at the time or Sonia since she wasn't born yet. A flashback reveals that Axl had sex with one of the hedgehogs in a pet store, followed by a quit cut to Shadow who states that it's been done before.
Fun Facts:
It's revealed that Amy and Jenny have an uncle named William Rose, an aunt named Sharon Rose, and a schizophrenic cousin named Axl Rose (not to be confused with the singer of the same name) who currently resides in a mental institution.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Lightning, Sonic Jr., Charmy, Shadow, Axl Rose, security guard, pet shop owner
Koopa: Sonic, Flash, Vector, Espio
Fieldsy: Amber, Sonia