Episode 400 - It's What We Do / Sonic Sez #7
Dec 13, 2017 21:17:42 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Dec 13, 2017 21:17:42 GMT -5
Episode 400 - It's What We Do/Sonic Sez #7 - Violence #2
Taped: 8/7/16
Recap:
Junky Anderson hosts with the entire cast taking different ensemble spots for each game.
Weird Newscasters:
Cream is the anchor.
Sonic is the co-anchor; an overly obsessed One Direction Fan.
Knuckles is sports; Donald Trump morphing into a movie monster.
Vector is the weatherman; a 12-year old girl who is having the worst possible entry into womanhood and desperately trying to hide it.
Let's Make a Date:
Rouge is the contestant hoping to date either Shadow, Tails or Espio
Shadow is the world's worst pirate.
Tails is a trailer trash dad on Maury.
Espio is Doc Brown trying to rebuild the Delorean from stuff around the studio.
Scenes from a Hat:
1. Things you really shouldn't do nude.
Charmy: Minister for a wedding.
Sonic: Driving after being pulled over by a police officer.
Mighty: Hot dog vendor.
Vector: Bounty hunter, holding his "weapon".
Sonia: White House press secretary.
Swen: Ballet dancing.
2. Rejected Lay's flavors.
Knuckles: Junky Anderson ball-sack sweat.
Tails: Moth ball.
Rouge: Second hand smoke.
Sonic: Chili dog.
Amy: Peanut butter and Drano.
Manic: Ear wax.
3. Entries from the diary from Junky Anderson.
Sonia: Neck adjustment.
Eric: Gaining weight from too many cheeseburgers
Sonic: Last Junkzilla transformation.
4. Pickup lines that will get you kicked in the nuts.
Sonic: Is that a chili dog in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Shadow: I'm faster with more than my feet.
Vector: How'd you like to slip into my crocs.
Tails: How'd you like to kick me in the nuts?
Manic: Let's make beautiful music together.
Amy: I've always wanted to meet a girl with six penises.
Espio: I've seen you while you're sleeping.
Superheroes:
Amy is Flower Girl on a mission to solve the crisis of no more Pokemon. She calls on Tech Support Indian Guy (Sonic) who calls on Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman (Tails) who calls on Bubble Gum Anime Girl (Cream) who solves the problem with her Sparkly Bubble power. Bubble Gum Anime Girl then leaves to join forces with Sailor Moon while Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman dies and Tech Support Indian Guy answers a Microsoft call. Amy flops over because she forgot to water herself.
Film Noir:
Blaze and Mighty act out a Film Noir scene while looking at dinosaur bones in a museum.
Newsflash:
Tikal and Charmy are covering a news story with Tails on the field unknowingly covering clips of the 1980s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Hoedown:
Manic, Sonia, Junky and Silver sing about their cell phone battery dying.
Manic: I need a new cell phone, it never seems to charge. I use a lot of data, 'cause my plan it ain't that large. The speaker isn't working, and the picture's getting dated. And it always seems to die when I'm reading Sports Illustrated.
Sonia: Battery died on my cellphone, so I had to find another. The only one available was that of my brother. I just wanted to play some games, it made me all forlorn. Cause he uses all his data to download hardcore porn!
Junky: I forgot my charger and hey what do you know? My battery read 2 percent and filled my heart with woe. I tried to save a little juice by turning off my ringer but I missed a call from my wife, now we're both on Jerry Springer.
Silver: I really love my smart phone, it does a lot of stuff. But when it comes to power it never has enough. I tried to call up Shadow but the power went down fast, and because I disconnected he gave me a Chaos Blast.
Sonic and Tails are the winners and they read the credits as Tech Support Indian Guy and Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman.
Sonic Sez: Sonic warns everybody that violence is never the answer and will only create more problems with Eggman's machine blowing up in his face further illustrating the point.
Fun Facts:
This episode prominently features Junkaholic the Hedgehog playing Junky Anderson, Junkaholic95's host persona from the days when Whose Line was a regular series on the site. The Sonic Sez segment about violence was a throwback to the very first Sonic Sez from Episode 16 which was also about violence.
Cast:
Junky: himself as Junky Anderson, Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Charmy, Silver, Eggman
Koopa: Sonic, Manic, Espio, Vector, Metal Sonic, Blaze, Platinum, Tikal
Fieldsy: Cream, Rouge, Sonia, Amber
Adam: Tails, Mighty, Big
Swen: himself
Eric: himself
Taped: 8/7/16
Recap:
Junky Anderson hosts with the entire cast taking different ensemble spots for each game.
Weird Newscasters:
Cream is the anchor.
Sonic is the co-anchor; an overly obsessed One Direction Fan.
Knuckles is sports; Donald Trump morphing into a movie monster.
Vector is the weatherman; a 12-year old girl who is having the worst possible entry into womanhood and desperately trying to hide it.
Let's Make a Date:
Rouge is the contestant hoping to date either Shadow, Tails or Espio
Shadow is the world's worst pirate.
Tails is a trailer trash dad on Maury.
Espio is Doc Brown trying to rebuild the Delorean from stuff around the studio.
Scenes from a Hat:
1. Things you really shouldn't do nude.
Charmy: Minister for a wedding.
Sonic: Driving after being pulled over by a police officer.
Mighty: Hot dog vendor.
Vector: Bounty hunter, holding his "weapon".
Sonia: White House press secretary.
Swen: Ballet dancing.
2. Rejected Lay's flavors.
Knuckles: Junky Anderson ball-sack sweat.
Tails: Moth ball.
Rouge: Second hand smoke.
Sonic: Chili dog.
Amy: Peanut butter and Drano.
Manic: Ear wax.
3. Entries from the diary from Junky Anderson.
Sonia: Neck adjustment.
Eric: Gaining weight from too many cheeseburgers
Sonic: Last Junkzilla transformation.
4. Pickup lines that will get you kicked in the nuts.
Sonic: Is that a chili dog in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Shadow: I'm faster with more than my feet.
Vector: How'd you like to slip into my crocs.
Tails: How'd you like to kick me in the nuts?
Manic: Let's make beautiful music together.
Amy: I've always wanted to meet a girl with six penises.
Espio: I've seen you while you're sleeping.
Superheroes:
Amy is Flower Girl on a mission to solve the crisis of no more Pokemon. She calls on Tech Support Indian Guy (Sonic) who calls on Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman (Tails) who calls on Bubble Gum Anime Girl (Cream) who solves the problem with her Sparkly Bubble power. Bubble Gum Anime Girl then leaves to join forces with Sailor Moon while Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman dies and Tech Support Indian Guy answers a Microsoft call. Amy flops over because she forgot to water herself.
Film Noir:
Blaze and Mighty act out a Film Noir scene while looking at dinosaur bones in a museum.
Newsflash:
Tikal and Charmy are covering a news story with Tails on the field unknowingly covering clips of the 1980s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
Hoedown:
Manic, Sonia, Junky and Silver sing about their cell phone battery dying.
Manic: I need a new cell phone, it never seems to charge. I use a lot of data, 'cause my plan it ain't that large. The speaker isn't working, and the picture's getting dated. And it always seems to die when I'm reading Sports Illustrated.
Sonia: Battery died on my cellphone, so I had to find another. The only one available was that of my brother. I just wanted to play some games, it made me all forlorn. Cause he uses all his data to download hardcore porn!
Junky: I forgot my charger and hey what do you know? My battery read 2 percent and filled my heart with woe. I tried to save a little juice by turning off my ringer but I missed a call from my wife, now we're both on Jerry Springer.
Silver: I really love my smart phone, it does a lot of stuff. But when it comes to power it never has enough. I tried to call up Shadow but the power went down fast, and because I disconnected he gave me a Chaos Blast.
Sonic and Tails are the winners and they read the credits as Tech Support Indian Guy and Slowly Dying Rabid Clergyman.
Sonic Sez: Sonic warns everybody that violence is never the answer and will only create more problems with Eggman's machine blowing up in his face further illustrating the point.
Fun Facts:
This episode prominently features Junkaholic the Hedgehog playing Junky Anderson, Junkaholic95's host persona from the days when Whose Line was a regular series on the site. The Sonic Sez segment about violence was a throwback to the very first Sonic Sez from Episode 16 which was also about violence.
Cast:
Junky: himself as Junky Anderson, Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Charmy, Silver, Eggman
Koopa: Sonic, Manic, Espio, Vector, Metal Sonic, Blaze, Platinum, Tikal
Fieldsy: Cream, Rouge, Sonia, Amber
Adam: Tails, Mighty, Big
Swen: himself
Eric: himself