Episode 395 - The Roast of Sonic the Hedgehog
Dec 13, 2017 21:08:24 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Dec 13, 2017 21:08:24 GMT -5
Episode 395 - The Roast of Sonic the Hedgehog
Taped: 6/26/16
Plot:
Randy West introduces Steve Harvey as roastmaster who announces Seth MacFarlane as the roastee instead of Sonic. Harvey insults Sebastian for looking like Elton John, Cream for being the Easter Bunny, Shadow for being black with red stripes and Charmy for apparently being half Asian. Harvey accuses Sonic of being a sell-out who makes as much money as Ronald McDonald and doesn't understand the appeal of his games. Harvey remarks how much porn of Sonic there is on the Internet. Harvey ends his monologue by telling Sonic how much joy he brings to the world and how devoted he is to his wife and kids. He then introduces the roasters.
Espio roasts Sonic for:
-Coming out in the Cretaceous period.
-Only being able to play a few notes in his guitar and by the time he's ready to play more, he'll be missing so much in his life.
-Espio ends his roast by playing the Sonic 1 intro theme on his guitar.
Sonia roasts Sonic for:
-Living in the city while she and Manic live in the swamp.
-Having his singing voice dubbed over during the songs.
-Manic adds that while his talking voice wasn't dubbed, he had a fancy crash pad when he did his stunts.
Eggman roasts Sonic for:
-Sonic's diet of chili dogs which made Richard Simmons go into hiding.
-Liking running so much that he forced Bruce Jenner to have a sex change.
-His balls are blue because Amy keeps denying him sex.
-Claiming his dick is better than Sonic's although he hasn't seen it in over 20 years.
-His Sonic Boom appearance change which makes him look better. Sonic fires back with Knuckles' change.
-Eggman wraps it up by wishing him 25 more years of battling.
Wilford Brimley roasts Sonic for:
-Giving him diabetes since he's had it around the same time he came out.
-He then tells him he should see his doctor if he thinks he's getting diabetic.
-Wilford then falls asleep and dreams about Quaker Oats.
After Rouge introduces her "double-barreled roast", she roasts Sonic for:
-Being introduced as a hero character in a dark storyline.
-Being submissive to Amy and that he's afraid of water because she'll drown him if he looks up Sally.
-Knuckles says Sally was only interested in him because squirrels like nuts.
Shadow roasts Sonic for:
-Wishing he didn't know Sonic 15 years sooner after being frozen.
-Being hit by a hammer on a regular basis by Amy.
-Only adjusting to new conveniences like a Keurig.
-His competition against Mario in the Olympics.
-Driving a minivan no faster than 65 MPH despite being the fastest thing alive.
-Being afraid to visit him in space.
-Being true to himself despite lying to Amy all the time.
Amy roasts Sonic for:
-Sally Acorn by saying he no longer obsesses over her because she no longer lets him.
-She also says he's a great father but that his diet is worse than people think since it's what keeps Hormel afloat.
-She claims he's very good in bed because of the four children they have.
-She confesses that she still loves him even though their family can get dysfunctional then he hugs and kisses him on stage.
Tikal roasts Sonic for:
-Using her hint ball help although Amy ignores her advice to stay away from Sonic.
-Refusing to help a decimated Station Square after defeating Perfect Chaos.
-Her being replaced by Omochao which prompts Omochao to appear on stage to give advice. He leaves the stage and she gives chase.
Tails roasts Sonic for:
-The "dad bod" he now has which prevents him from flying him over Marble Garden.
-His stinky feet and the gas from the chili dogs which he claims makes him run faster.
-Tails ends it by saying how thankful he is to have known Sonic and they will still be standing as long as they're friends.
Sonic acknowledges the roasters by boasting how great of a family man he is and that his feet and penis are the fastest things alive. He then tells Eggman to take a picture of his dick, saying it will last longer than him. Finally, he thanks Tails for being a great friend since he's concerned about his fatherly body. After it's over, Amy tells Sonic he can roast her under the covers.
Fun Facts:
This roast was done in celebration of 25 years of Sonic. Roasters we chosen at random by the performers as the roast progressed.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Eggman, Omochao, Steve Harvey, Randy West
Koopa: Sonic, Espio, Manic, Tikal, Wilford Brimley
Fieldsy: Cream, Rouge, Sonia
Adam: Tails
Taped: 6/26/16
Plot:
Randy West introduces Steve Harvey as roastmaster who announces Seth MacFarlane as the roastee instead of Sonic. Harvey insults Sebastian for looking like Elton John, Cream for being the Easter Bunny, Shadow for being black with red stripes and Charmy for apparently being half Asian. Harvey accuses Sonic of being a sell-out who makes as much money as Ronald McDonald and doesn't understand the appeal of his games. Harvey remarks how much porn of Sonic there is on the Internet. Harvey ends his monologue by telling Sonic how much joy he brings to the world and how devoted he is to his wife and kids. He then introduces the roasters.
Espio roasts Sonic for:
-Coming out in the Cretaceous period.
-Only being able to play a few notes in his guitar and by the time he's ready to play more, he'll be missing so much in his life.
-Espio ends his roast by playing the Sonic 1 intro theme on his guitar.
Sonia roasts Sonic for:
-Living in the city while she and Manic live in the swamp.
-Having his singing voice dubbed over during the songs.
-Manic adds that while his talking voice wasn't dubbed, he had a fancy crash pad when he did his stunts.
Eggman roasts Sonic for:
-Sonic's diet of chili dogs which made Richard Simmons go into hiding.
-Liking running so much that he forced Bruce Jenner to have a sex change.
-His balls are blue because Amy keeps denying him sex.
-Claiming his dick is better than Sonic's although he hasn't seen it in over 20 years.
-His Sonic Boom appearance change which makes him look better. Sonic fires back with Knuckles' change.
-Eggman wraps it up by wishing him 25 more years of battling.
Wilford Brimley roasts Sonic for:
-Giving him diabetes since he's had it around the same time he came out.
-He then tells him he should see his doctor if he thinks he's getting diabetic.
-Wilford then falls asleep and dreams about Quaker Oats.
After Rouge introduces her "double-barreled roast", she roasts Sonic for:
-Being introduced as a hero character in a dark storyline.
-Being submissive to Amy and that he's afraid of water because she'll drown him if he looks up Sally.
-Knuckles says Sally was only interested in him because squirrels like nuts.
Shadow roasts Sonic for:
-Wishing he didn't know Sonic 15 years sooner after being frozen.
-Being hit by a hammer on a regular basis by Amy.
-Only adjusting to new conveniences like a Keurig.
-His competition against Mario in the Olympics.
-Driving a minivan no faster than 65 MPH despite being the fastest thing alive.
-Being afraid to visit him in space.
-Being true to himself despite lying to Amy all the time.
Amy roasts Sonic for:
-Sally Acorn by saying he no longer obsesses over her because she no longer lets him.
-She also says he's a great father but that his diet is worse than people think since it's what keeps Hormel afloat.
-She claims he's very good in bed because of the four children they have.
-She confesses that she still loves him even though their family can get dysfunctional then he hugs and kisses him on stage.
Tikal roasts Sonic for:
-Using her hint ball help although Amy ignores her advice to stay away from Sonic.
-Refusing to help a decimated Station Square after defeating Perfect Chaos.
-Her being replaced by Omochao which prompts Omochao to appear on stage to give advice. He leaves the stage and she gives chase.
Tails roasts Sonic for:
-The "dad bod" he now has which prevents him from flying him over Marble Garden.
-His stinky feet and the gas from the chili dogs which he claims makes him run faster.
-Tails ends it by saying how thankful he is to have known Sonic and they will still be standing as long as they're friends.
Sonic acknowledges the roasters by boasting how great of a family man he is and that his feet and penis are the fastest things alive. He then tells Eggman to take a picture of his dick, saying it will last longer than him. Finally, he thanks Tails for being a great friend since he's concerned about his fatherly body. After it's over, Amy tells Sonic he can roast her under the covers.
Fun Facts:
This roast was done in celebration of 25 years of Sonic. Roasters we chosen at random by the performers as the roast progressed.
Cast:
Junky: Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Eggman, Omochao, Steve Harvey, Randy West
Koopa: Sonic, Espio, Manic, Tikal, Wilford Brimley
Fieldsy: Cream, Rouge, Sonia
Adam: Tails