Episode 266 - Service with a Smile
Nov 21, 2017 23:25:44 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Nov 21, 2017 23:25:44 GMT -5
Episode 266 - Service with a Smile
Taped 12/15/13
Plot:
Knuckles digs through Sonic's bathroom floor and heads outside until he's finished with his business. Knuckles tells Sonic he's worried about his father after seeing him wasting his life away 2 weeks before. Knuckles is looking at getting Locke a part-time job at the brand new Mobi-Mart and making Sonic one of his references. In return, Knuckles will make Sonic the godfather to his twins-to-be which he gladly accepts. Knuckles then finds Tails shoveling snow and also puts him down as a reference for Locke after helping him find words he can use to describe his personality. After that, he heads over to Locke's trailer and opens the door just as he climaxes to porn. He tells his father about the job offer and reluctantly accepts, heading over to Mobi-Mart the next day. At the interview, Locke tells the store manager, Rich, about his jobs as guardian of the Master Emerald and midwife of Angel Island. As the interview goes on, Rich calls Tails who over-complicates Locke's abilities by using a thesaurus. He then calls Sonic who lies that he was one of the children birthed by Locke but Rich completely buys it. To further help their cause, Knuckles, Sonic, and Tails rush over to Chaotix to have Charmy and Espio forge a background check. Two days later, Rich calls with good news: Locke will be starting at Mobi-Mart at 3:00 that day, an hour and a half from then. After Locke gets ready and heads on over, Rich brings him to a fellow employee, Betty the Giraffe, to teach him how to use the cash register. When she's finished showing him the basics, Junkaholic arrives with groceries at her checkout and they begin talking. Junkaholic reveals that Stormy left him because he finally caved into Renegade telling him that he was always up to no good. The conversation soon turns to junk with Locke struggling to keep a straight face until finally bursting out laughing. Soon after, Locke gets his first customer in the form of Big and Froggy. After the two briefly converse, Locke rings him up despite being 36 fishing lures over the 10 items or less limit. Big pays in pennies and ultimately comes $3 short, forcing Locke to take 2 lures off his bill. After he pays, he hugs Locke for his services, to which Betty doesn't reassure him any better by telling him Big is a regular. Locke then gets shown how to mop floors but this leads to an old lady slipping and falling on it. Then, Locke is taught how to stock shelves, leading to the same woman mistaking Gorilla Glue for denture paste after an incorrect shelving. He then goes outside to work the cart wrangling machine but after racking up twenty carts, slams the machine into Rich's car. He tells Betty that maybe he isn't cut out for the job, despite only working for Mobi-Mart for just one hour. He decides to try working the check-out again and this time has a pleasant conversation with Silver and Blaze. However, things go south when Silver wants the store credit card but doesn't know what to do when it asks for his phone number. Locke loses his patience, throws Silver in a shopping bag and quits, fed up with the job. Locke marches over to Knuckles' house and when he is asked about how his first day went, he hits him in the eye. Knuckles admits that he convinced him to get a job because he wanted his father to be happy. Locke then tells Knuckles that he was happy the whole time watching his Asian ladies. Knuckles realizes that he was wrong to interfere and that he should spend his golden years however he pleases. The two make amends before Knuckles rushes to Sonic's house to tell Sonic and Tails everything that happened to Locke that day, including Junkaholic's breakup with Stormy. At that moment, Junkaholic comes over to apologize for all the evil things he did to Sonic and that he's now living in neutrality. The conversation shifts to junk which upsets Junkaholic so much he calls Sonic an asshole before leaving.
Quotes:
Knuckles: Hey, dad! How was your first day on the job?
Locke: I WISH YOU WERE A STILLBORN! *punches Knuckles in the eye*
Junkaholic: Why does everybody always laugh at me when I talk about my junk?
Fun Facts:
As of this episode, we learn that Junkaholic and Stormy are divorced and that Stormy has gone to live with his brother and family in Windy Valley.
Cast:
Junky: himself, Locke, Knuckles, Silver, Charmy
Koopa: Sonic, Blaze, Espio, Mobi-Mart manager and other employees
Adam: Tails, Big
Taped 12/15/13
Plot:
Knuckles digs through Sonic's bathroom floor and heads outside until he's finished with his business. Knuckles tells Sonic he's worried about his father after seeing him wasting his life away 2 weeks before. Knuckles is looking at getting Locke a part-time job at the brand new Mobi-Mart and making Sonic one of his references. In return, Knuckles will make Sonic the godfather to his twins-to-be which he gladly accepts. Knuckles then finds Tails shoveling snow and also puts him down as a reference for Locke after helping him find words he can use to describe his personality. After that, he heads over to Locke's trailer and opens the door just as he climaxes to porn. He tells his father about the job offer and reluctantly accepts, heading over to Mobi-Mart the next day. At the interview, Locke tells the store manager, Rich, about his jobs as guardian of the Master Emerald and midwife of Angel Island. As the interview goes on, Rich calls Tails who over-complicates Locke's abilities by using a thesaurus. He then calls Sonic who lies that he was one of the children birthed by Locke but Rich completely buys it. To further help their cause, Knuckles, Sonic, and Tails rush over to Chaotix to have Charmy and Espio forge a background check. Two days later, Rich calls with good news: Locke will be starting at Mobi-Mart at 3:00 that day, an hour and a half from then. After Locke gets ready and heads on over, Rich brings him to a fellow employee, Betty the Giraffe, to teach him how to use the cash register. When she's finished showing him the basics, Junkaholic arrives with groceries at her checkout and they begin talking. Junkaholic reveals that Stormy left him because he finally caved into Renegade telling him that he was always up to no good. The conversation soon turns to junk with Locke struggling to keep a straight face until finally bursting out laughing. Soon after, Locke gets his first customer in the form of Big and Froggy. After the two briefly converse, Locke rings him up despite being 36 fishing lures over the 10 items or less limit. Big pays in pennies and ultimately comes $3 short, forcing Locke to take 2 lures off his bill. After he pays, he hugs Locke for his services, to which Betty doesn't reassure him any better by telling him Big is a regular. Locke then gets shown how to mop floors but this leads to an old lady slipping and falling on it. Then, Locke is taught how to stock shelves, leading to the same woman mistaking Gorilla Glue for denture paste after an incorrect shelving. He then goes outside to work the cart wrangling machine but after racking up twenty carts, slams the machine into Rich's car. He tells Betty that maybe he isn't cut out for the job, despite only working for Mobi-Mart for just one hour. He decides to try working the check-out again and this time has a pleasant conversation with Silver and Blaze. However, things go south when Silver wants the store credit card but doesn't know what to do when it asks for his phone number. Locke loses his patience, throws Silver in a shopping bag and quits, fed up with the job. Locke marches over to Knuckles' house and when he is asked about how his first day went, he hits him in the eye. Knuckles admits that he convinced him to get a job because he wanted his father to be happy. Locke then tells Knuckles that he was happy the whole time watching his Asian ladies. Knuckles realizes that he was wrong to interfere and that he should spend his golden years however he pleases. The two make amends before Knuckles rushes to Sonic's house to tell Sonic and Tails everything that happened to Locke that day, including Junkaholic's breakup with Stormy. At that moment, Junkaholic comes over to apologize for all the evil things he did to Sonic and that he's now living in neutrality. The conversation shifts to junk which upsets Junkaholic so much he calls Sonic an asshole before leaving.
Quotes:
Knuckles: Hey, dad! How was your first day on the job?
Locke: I WISH YOU WERE A STILLBORN! *punches Knuckles in the eye*
Junkaholic: Why does everybody always laugh at me when I talk about my junk?
Fun Facts:
As of this episode, we learn that Junkaholic and Stormy are divorced and that Stormy has gone to live with his brother and family in Windy Valley.
Cast:
Junky: himself, Locke, Knuckles, Silver, Charmy
Koopa: Sonic, Blaze, Espio, Mobi-Mart manager and other employees
Adam: Tails, Big