Episode 265 - Jewmanji
Nov 21, 2017 23:24:18 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Nov 21, 2017 23:24:18 GMT -5
Episode 265 - Jewmanji
Taped 12/8/13
Plot:
Silver decorates the house for Christmas around Blaze's Hanukkah decorations while singing merrily. Platinum looks in the closet and wants to play a Hanukkah-themed game, bored of playing Dreidel, even on the Wii. While Silver ushers Platinum to watch the Rugrats Hanukkah special, Blaze shops online and finds Jewmanji, a Hanukkah-themed board game. She buys it with the same-day shipping option and the package comes on a moment's notice. Blaze sets up the game, which takes four hours and counting since she is unfamiliar with the parts. Silver calls up Tails and asks if he can come over with Cream and Miles. They arrive with Cream showing signs of a cold so Silver gives her some of Blaze's kosher soup. Platinum, Tails, and Silver in that order play Jewmanji and after their first two turns proceed normally, Silver picks up a card whose instructions tell him the Nazis are coming. Before anyone can react, the Gestapo busts their door open and hauls them in a truck. While Platinum takes his turn, the gang somehow winds up in Nazi Germany and the next instruction tells them to take a "shower." They are led to the gas chambers which disappears when Tails' card teleports them to the land of milk and honey. Silver then lands on the Jewbilee space which results in Jewsus coming out and proclaiming he is the Jewish Messiah. Since he is Jesus' half-brother, he is promptly dragged away by an angry mob. Platinum and Tails then land on Jewbilee on consecutive turns, summoning Jewsus each time. After the last turn, he transports them to ancient Israel and explains that they must now draw cards until one of them finds the oil card. Silver's first card warps him to New York City and Platinum's causes it to rain gelt from the sky. Tails' card instructs him to dig for a clue concerning the location of the oil. A scroll appears after he does so and Blaze volunteers to read it. After doing so, they are instantly teleported to Mount Sinai because that's the clue to the oil location. Soon after, Silver comes back just in time for Platinum's turn. The next clue are the broken tablets from the Ten Commandments pointing to inside a cave. Platinum walks inside summoning a fireball to help him see and finds the oil in the cave's altar lighting it in the process. Jewsus reappears to declare Platinum the winner and when Platinum says, "Jewmanji," the entire game sucks itself back in the box and everyone somehow returns to the apartment. Throwing the game in the trash, Silver proclaims that Jews need a break because of all the stuff they've been through over the years. He's also learned that rather than compete with the over-commercialization of Christmas, he should teach Platinum the true meaning of Hanukkah...by watching the Weinerville Hanukkah special. Cream and Tails leave, taking Miles with them, then Sheila and Harold arrive to tell Blaze about a recall notice for Jewmanji. Platinum burns the game in secret as Blaze promises them that she won't buy it for her son. They then give their Hanukkah present: a children's edition of the Torah with pictures. They also give him a Christmas present, at the insistence of Silver, which turns out to be an Xbox One with Killer Instinct. They decide to hook the game up and play because it's harmless fun; just what Christmas should be about.
Fun Facts:
None of Sonic's family appears in this episode. We learn in this episode that Silver and Blaze are raising Platinum to celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas.
Cast:
Junky: Silver, Sheila, Jewsus, Nazi soldiers, delivery guy
Koopa: Blaze, Platinum, Harold
Fieldsy: Cream
Adam: Tails, Miles
Taped 12/8/13
Plot:
Silver decorates the house for Christmas around Blaze's Hanukkah decorations while singing merrily. Platinum looks in the closet and wants to play a Hanukkah-themed game, bored of playing Dreidel, even on the Wii. While Silver ushers Platinum to watch the Rugrats Hanukkah special, Blaze shops online and finds Jewmanji, a Hanukkah-themed board game. She buys it with the same-day shipping option and the package comes on a moment's notice. Blaze sets up the game, which takes four hours and counting since she is unfamiliar with the parts. Silver calls up Tails and asks if he can come over with Cream and Miles. They arrive with Cream showing signs of a cold so Silver gives her some of Blaze's kosher soup. Platinum, Tails, and Silver in that order play Jewmanji and after their first two turns proceed normally, Silver picks up a card whose instructions tell him the Nazis are coming. Before anyone can react, the Gestapo busts their door open and hauls them in a truck. While Platinum takes his turn, the gang somehow winds up in Nazi Germany and the next instruction tells them to take a "shower." They are led to the gas chambers which disappears when Tails' card teleports them to the land of milk and honey. Silver then lands on the Jewbilee space which results in Jewsus coming out and proclaiming he is the Jewish Messiah. Since he is Jesus' half-brother, he is promptly dragged away by an angry mob. Platinum and Tails then land on Jewbilee on consecutive turns, summoning Jewsus each time. After the last turn, he transports them to ancient Israel and explains that they must now draw cards until one of them finds the oil card. Silver's first card warps him to New York City and Platinum's causes it to rain gelt from the sky. Tails' card instructs him to dig for a clue concerning the location of the oil. A scroll appears after he does so and Blaze volunteers to read it. After doing so, they are instantly teleported to Mount Sinai because that's the clue to the oil location. Soon after, Silver comes back just in time for Platinum's turn. The next clue are the broken tablets from the Ten Commandments pointing to inside a cave. Platinum walks inside summoning a fireball to help him see and finds the oil in the cave's altar lighting it in the process. Jewsus reappears to declare Platinum the winner and when Platinum says, "Jewmanji," the entire game sucks itself back in the box and everyone somehow returns to the apartment. Throwing the game in the trash, Silver proclaims that Jews need a break because of all the stuff they've been through over the years. He's also learned that rather than compete with the over-commercialization of Christmas, he should teach Platinum the true meaning of Hanukkah...by watching the Weinerville Hanukkah special. Cream and Tails leave, taking Miles with them, then Sheila and Harold arrive to tell Blaze about a recall notice for Jewmanji. Platinum burns the game in secret as Blaze promises them that she won't buy it for her son. They then give their Hanukkah present: a children's edition of the Torah with pictures. They also give him a Christmas present, at the insistence of Silver, which turns out to be an Xbox One with Killer Instinct. They decide to hook the game up and play because it's harmless fun; just what Christmas should be about.
Fun Facts:
None of Sonic's family appears in this episode. We learn in this episode that Silver and Blaze are raising Platinum to celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas.
Cast:
Junky: Silver, Sheila, Jewsus, Nazi soldiers, delivery guy
Koopa: Blaze, Platinum, Harold
Fieldsy: Cream
Adam: Tails, Miles