Episode 149 - Coulda Fooled Me
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Episode 149 - Coulda Fooled Me
Taped: 4/1/2011
Plot:
Junkaholic is explaining his latest plot to Stormy who is deeply confused but agrees to it nonetheless. Junkaholic plans to trick everyone into thinking there is an alternate truth behind major events in their life in order to break them up so they fight with each other allowing Junkaholic to take over Mobius with ease while they're all distracted. They first decide to pay a visit to Vector and Vanilla. Meanwhile, Sonic has just finished helping Vanilla and Cream carry in their groceries just as Vector arrives home. Shortly after, Junkaholic and Stormy arrive. Junkahaholic takes Vector aside and tells him that Vanilla has been using him for money all along and that his children can't possibly be his. This enrages Vector causing him to accuse Cream and Vanilla and start tearing down the Chaotix part of the house. While this is going on, Stormy has told Sonic something as well causing him to run off. The troublesome twosome then depart to find the rest of the Chaotix. They find Charmy and Espio who are leaving Charmy's rehab session. Junkaholic takes Espio aside and tells him that Charmy actually hasn't kicked his drug habit and that he's secretly been married to Sonia for months and has been selling drugs inside the building they just left. He also tells Espio that Vector has shut down Chaotix and has left to start a new life as a pimp and never wants to see Espio or the Chaotix ever again. Espio feels determined to find out the truth until Junkaholic tells him that Charmy said he was gay. Meanwhile, Stormy tells Charmy that Espio thinks he's worthless and will never truly change so he's leaving Charmy to go make new friends. This causes Charmy to cry and fly away. Junky and Stormy then go to find Silver and Blaze. Junkaholic takes Blaze aside and tells her that Silver has AIDS and has given it to her and Platinum. This infuriates her and prompts her to leave to go start a new life without Silver. Stormy tells Silver that the reason she left is because she's been deported to her own dimension and that Silver could be next if he doesn't find another lover. This gives Silver the idea to find a gay lover so he's protected under gay rights laws. A confused Junkaholic and Stormy leave to find their last pair to break up, Sonic and Amy. However, they realize they had already taken care of Sonic earlier when Stormy had told him that Knuckles had been spying on him and Amy using his "diggyspace" to sneak into their bedroom at night and film them having sex. So, Junkaholic decides to deal with Amy leaving Stormy to deal with Knuckles. Meanwhile, Amy is watching the children play when Sonic arrives to tell her the news about Knuckles. Appalled by this, Amy concludes that Knuckles is a pervert. Just as they decide to confront him about it, one by one the others from earlier arrive seeking help from Sonic. Confused by the presence of each other, they have no idea what's going on. Knuckles then arrives with his video camera. He explains that Stormy told him that he was having a gay affair with Tails behind Amy's back and he wanted video evidence of it. Sonic then comes to the realization that they've all been set up. He checks the calendar and sure enough, it's April Fools Day. Everyone is relieved that none of what they were told is true. Just then, Stormy is walking down the sidewalk towards them and stops dead in his tracks to a wall of angry heroes who begin to beat him up. Junkaholic is flying overhead in the Hindenhog and can't understand Stormy over the radio. Just then, someone shoots at dart at the Hindenhog as Cream dishes out a punishment on Junkaholic. The Hindenhog then explodes in a blaze and crashes into the river nearby. As Junkaholic emerges from the wreckage, he runs for dear life before anybody can do anything else to him. Stormy quickly follows behind. Sonic and Amy tell everyone to let them go since they'll get what they deserve soon enough. Just then, they realize Knuckles has gone missing. Meanwhile, Knuckles digs up through Tails' floor and finds Tails masturbating on the toilet to a "Foxy Lady" porn magazine. Knuckles concludes, based on what he finds, that the affair isn't real and Tails, angered by the unexpected guest, orders Knuckles to leave, but instead he pulls out his camera anyway. Tails then looks into the camera and tells people not to be a Knuckles. Knuckles then points out that he can still see Tails' cock causing him to facepalm. The episode ends.
Fun Fact: We learn that Knuckles can appear in the manner that he does through a process called "diggyspace" which allows him to conveniently dig his way out of seemingly nowhere.
Cast:
Junky: himself, Vanilla, Charmy, Silver, Amy, Knuckles
Stormy: himself, Sonic
Koopa: Espio, Vector, Blaze
Fieldsy: Cream
Melodee: Charisma
Taped: 4/1/2011
Plot:
Junkaholic is explaining his latest plot to Stormy who is deeply confused but agrees to it nonetheless. Junkaholic plans to trick everyone into thinking there is an alternate truth behind major events in their life in order to break them up so they fight with each other allowing Junkaholic to take over Mobius with ease while they're all distracted. They first decide to pay a visit to Vector and Vanilla. Meanwhile, Sonic has just finished helping Vanilla and Cream carry in their groceries just as Vector arrives home. Shortly after, Junkaholic and Stormy arrive. Junkahaholic takes Vector aside and tells him that Vanilla has been using him for money all along and that his children can't possibly be his. This enrages Vector causing him to accuse Cream and Vanilla and start tearing down the Chaotix part of the house. While this is going on, Stormy has told Sonic something as well causing him to run off. The troublesome twosome then depart to find the rest of the Chaotix. They find Charmy and Espio who are leaving Charmy's rehab session. Junkaholic takes Espio aside and tells him that Charmy actually hasn't kicked his drug habit and that he's secretly been married to Sonia for months and has been selling drugs inside the building they just left. He also tells Espio that Vector has shut down Chaotix and has left to start a new life as a pimp and never wants to see Espio or the Chaotix ever again. Espio feels determined to find out the truth until Junkaholic tells him that Charmy said he was gay. Meanwhile, Stormy tells Charmy that Espio thinks he's worthless and will never truly change so he's leaving Charmy to go make new friends. This causes Charmy to cry and fly away. Junky and Stormy then go to find Silver and Blaze. Junkaholic takes Blaze aside and tells her that Silver has AIDS and has given it to her and Platinum. This infuriates her and prompts her to leave to go start a new life without Silver. Stormy tells Silver that the reason she left is because she's been deported to her own dimension and that Silver could be next if he doesn't find another lover. This gives Silver the idea to find a gay lover so he's protected under gay rights laws. A confused Junkaholic and Stormy leave to find their last pair to break up, Sonic and Amy. However, they realize they had already taken care of Sonic earlier when Stormy had told him that Knuckles had been spying on him and Amy using his "diggyspace" to sneak into their bedroom at night and film them having sex. So, Junkaholic decides to deal with Amy leaving Stormy to deal with Knuckles. Meanwhile, Amy is watching the children play when Sonic arrives to tell her the news about Knuckles. Appalled by this, Amy concludes that Knuckles is a pervert. Just as they decide to confront him about it, one by one the others from earlier arrive seeking help from Sonic. Confused by the presence of each other, they have no idea what's going on. Knuckles then arrives with his video camera. He explains that Stormy told him that he was having a gay affair with Tails behind Amy's back and he wanted video evidence of it. Sonic then comes to the realization that they've all been set up. He checks the calendar and sure enough, it's April Fools Day. Everyone is relieved that none of what they were told is true. Just then, Stormy is walking down the sidewalk towards them and stops dead in his tracks to a wall of angry heroes who begin to beat him up. Junkaholic is flying overhead in the Hindenhog and can't understand Stormy over the radio. Just then, someone shoots at dart at the Hindenhog as Cream dishes out a punishment on Junkaholic. The Hindenhog then explodes in a blaze and crashes into the river nearby. As Junkaholic emerges from the wreckage, he runs for dear life before anybody can do anything else to him. Stormy quickly follows behind. Sonic and Amy tell everyone to let them go since they'll get what they deserve soon enough. Just then, they realize Knuckles has gone missing. Meanwhile, Knuckles digs up through Tails' floor and finds Tails masturbating on the toilet to a "Foxy Lady" porn magazine. Knuckles concludes, based on what he finds, that the affair isn't real and Tails, angered by the unexpected guest, orders Knuckles to leave, but instead he pulls out his camera anyway. Tails then looks into the camera and tells people not to be a Knuckles. Knuckles then points out that he can still see Tails' cock causing him to facepalm. The episode ends.
Fun Fact: We learn that Knuckles can appear in the manner that he does through a process called "diggyspace" which allows him to conveniently dig his way out of seemingly nowhere.
Cast:
Junky: himself, Vanilla, Charmy, Silver, Amy, Knuckles
Stormy: himself, Sonic
Koopa: Espio, Vector, Blaze
Fieldsy: Cream
Melodee: Charisma