Episode 116 - Cream of the Croc
Nov 9, 2017 22:47:30 GMT -5
Post by KoopaKid17 on Nov 9, 2017 22:47:30 GMT -5
Episode 116 - Cream of the Croc
Taped: 08/06/10
PLOT:
Vector and Vanilla are having a romantic dinner and are deciding on living arrangements. They realize Vector will have to move in with Cream and Vanilla. They agree as Vanilla wonders about the history of Vector and his friends. In a flashback, a young Vector is asked by a young Espio to jizz into a douche bottle. Espio, thinking it'll be hilarious, manages to convince Vector to do so. They put it up on a shelf at the drugstore and run off, hiding the stuff inside it so no one can see it. Back in the present, Vanilla wonders if it was Stenson's Pharmacy downtown. Vector confirms and it reminds Vanilla of her own story. About 20 years ago she had woken from the night before when she hung out with friends. Having had too much to drink, she slept with a few men. To wash away the dirty feeling, she went to the pharmacy to buy some feminine cleanser. A few days later she felt really sick and when she went to the doctor, it was revealed that she was pregnant with Cream. The bottle was sold to her for half price because of the tampered wrapper. They both hit a shocking realization: Vector may be Cream's father. They decide to go on Maury to find out for sure. There, they are the final guests of that episode. They talk about how they first met, back when Cream was only 6. Vanilla was so taken back by Vector's handsomeness, she was afraid to say anything about her searching for Cream's father. When Vector and his detective friends saved Cream from Eggman, Vector asked Vanilla out and that is what started it all. Maury then talks about the possibility of Vanilla being pregnant with Vector's child and that she had taken a pregnancy test from the show's medical staff before the show. They also get to talking about the possibility of Vector being Cream's father. Cream is backstage and they decide to bring her out. It turns out Sonic is in the audience watching, having used the show as an excuse to not have to deal with the kids. As he watches the show, Cream finds out about Vector being her possible dad. The results come in and the show goes to break. During the break, it turns out Amy is with Sonic and they both can't believe how wrong the whole situation is. In fact, everyone is there, including Espio and Tails. They, too, are amazed at what they're seeing. Tails wonders why Lightning was brought to the show but Sonic argues that he's been here before. The break ends and Maury starts with the pregnancy test to find out whether Vanilla is pregnant. It is revealed that she is not pregnant. They then get to the paternity test that Cream and Vector took which will reveal the truth on whether Cream's father is Vector or not...but A Tell it To Maury segment happens first. The test is then revealed and it turns out that Vector IS the father of Cream! It's so shocking, Vanilla passes out on top of Vector. The show ends and later that night, Vector denies Charmy the opportunity to date Cream. Charmy gives up and decides he likes Sonia better due to her larger breasts. Vanilla and Vector haven't made a date to get married yet so Vector asks her if she's ready. Vanilla decides that she is and that she and Vector can get married which they do the very next day. Espio is the best man and Sonic and Tails are just some of the many in attendance. The ceremony ends and Tails is pressured by Vanilla to get the Tornado ready as he was supposed to use it to fly him, Vector, and Vanilla out into the sunset for their honeymoon. They tell Cream they'll be back in a week and depart just as Tails was warned to. Amy and Sonic, the latter of which now needing to pee, can't understand why the wedding is so messed up. Charmy is very happy at how beautiful it is and starts crying on Espio's shoulder. He then decides to go for the punch but it tastes like piss when he drinks it. Sonic chuckles and says "happy wedding", obviously hinting as to why it tastes like that.
FUN FACTS: This was the second episode of a double feature that had to unexpectedly take place due to complications with one of the members. This episode was in honor of the second anniversary of TNAoSTH's first show. It's also the episode that officially follows the events of Sonic UK.
The origins of Cream's birth are revealed and as of this episode, Cream has an official father and Vector has a wife: Vanilla. It's also revealed that Cream loves going to their computer room, which Vanilla believes is explained by Vector being the father...an obvious reference to Vector's infamous "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM" line from the game Shadow the Hedgehog.
QUOTES:
Sonic: *is in the audience watching* I always love to find excuses to not have to deal with dirty diapers. Grin
CAST:
Junky: Vanilla, Amy, Lightning, Charmy, Maury, Reverend Tyrese, younger Espio
Stormy: Sonic
Koopa: Espio, Vector, younger Vector
Jack: Tails
Fieldsy: Chao, Cream
Taped: 08/06/10
PLOT:
Vector and Vanilla are having a romantic dinner and are deciding on living arrangements. They realize Vector will have to move in with Cream and Vanilla. They agree as Vanilla wonders about the history of Vector and his friends. In a flashback, a young Vector is asked by a young Espio to jizz into a douche bottle. Espio, thinking it'll be hilarious, manages to convince Vector to do so. They put it up on a shelf at the drugstore and run off, hiding the stuff inside it so no one can see it. Back in the present, Vanilla wonders if it was Stenson's Pharmacy downtown. Vector confirms and it reminds Vanilla of her own story. About 20 years ago she had woken from the night before when she hung out with friends. Having had too much to drink, she slept with a few men. To wash away the dirty feeling, she went to the pharmacy to buy some feminine cleanser. A few days later she felt really sick and when she went to the doctor, it was revealed that she was pregnant with Cream. The bottle was sold to her for half price because of the tampered wrapper. They both hit a shocking realization: Vector may be Cream's father. They decide to go on Maury to find out for sure. There, they are the final guests of that episode. They talk about how they first met, back when Cream was only 6. Vanilla was so taken back by Vector's handsomeness, she was afraid to say anything about her searching for Cream's father. When Vector and his detective friends saved Cream from Eggman, Vector asked Vanilla out and that is what started it all. Maury then talks about the possibility of Vanilla being pregnant with Vector's child and that she had taken a pregnancy test from the show's medical staff before the show. They also get to talking about the possibility of Vector being Cream's father. Cream is backstage and they decide to bring her out. It turns out Sonic is in the audience watching, having used the show as an excuse to not have to deal with the kids. As he watches the show, Cream finds out about Vector being her possible dad. The results come in and the show goes to break. During the break, it turns out Amy is with Sonic and they both can't believe how wrong the whole situation is. In fact, everyone is there, including Espio and Tails. They, too, are amazed at what they're seeing. Tails wonders why Lightning was brought to the show but Sonic argues that he's been here before. The break ends and Maury starts with the pregnancy test to find out whether Vanilla is pregnant. It is revealed that she is not pregnant. They then get to the paternity test that Cream and Vector took which will reveal the truth on whether Cream's father is Vector or not...but A Tell it To Maury segment happens first. The test is then revealed and it turns out that Vector IS the father of Cream! It's so shocking, Vanilla passes out on top of Vector. The show ends and later that night, Vector denies Charmy the opportunity to date Cream. Charmy gives up and decides he likes Sonia better due to her larger breasts. Vanilla and Vector haven't made a date to get married yet so Vector asks her if she's ready. Vanilla decides that she is and that she and Vector can get married which they do the very next day. Espio is the best man and Sonic and Tails are just some of the many in attendance. The ceremony ends and Tails is pressured by Vanilla to get the Tornado ready as he was supposed to use it to fly him, Vector, and Vanilla out into the sunset for their honeymoon. They tell Cream they'll be back in a week and depart just as Tails was warned to. Amy and Sonic, the latter of which now needing to pee, can't understand why the wedding is so messed up. Charmy is very happy at how beautiful it is and starts crying on Espio's shoulder. He then decides to go for the punch but it tastes like piss when he drinks it. Sonic chuckles and says "happy wedding", obviously hinting as to why it tastes like that.
FUN FACTS: This was the second episode of a double feature that had to unexpectedly take place due to complications with one of the members. This episode was in honor of the second anniversary of TNAoSTH's first show. It's also the episode that officially follows the events of Sonic UK.
The origins of Cream's birth are revealed and as of this episode, Cream has an official father and Vector has a wife: Vanilla. It's also revealed that Cream loves going to their computer room, which Vanilla believes is explained by Vector being the father...an obvious reference to Vector's infamous "FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM" line from the game Shadow the Hedgehog.
QUOTES:
Sonic: *is in the audience watching* I always love to find excuses to not have to deal with dirty diapers. Grin
CAST:
Junky: Vanilla, Amy, Lightning, Charmy, Maury, Reverend Tyrese, younger Espio
Stormy: Sonic
Koopa: Espio, Vector, younger Vector
Jack: Tails
Fieldsy: Chao, Cream