Episode 489 - Knuckle Busted
Jul 22, 2018 21:44:54 GMT -5
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Episode 489 - Knuckle Busted
Taped: 7/22/2018
Plot:
Knuckles checks out an ad while surfing on his iPad promising money for doing the best job ever. Upon closer inspection, the ad touts double his current income by making adult films. After doing some math, he is sold and applies on their online website. The next morning, he checks his body out in the mirror, thinking it's perfect for the job. Forgetting that he's naked, he tells Rouge who doesn't have her makeup on and has to cover his junk. Rouge tries to dissuade him, but Knuckles says the pay he'll get will be more than worth it. He the decides to gloat about it to Sonic and Tails who both call him out on how stupid the job sounds. Despite this, Knuckles still goes over to the studio, anticipating the paycheck. When he gets there, he discovers that the company shoots adult videos for people with strange fetishes, including people who like fat women and meets his co-star who is grossly overweight. Knuckles dreads having to shoot for the entire day until he receives a check for $2,000. Ecstatic, he returns home to show the check to Rouge only to discover a stack of bills waiting for him. He didn't read the fine print in the ad which details that Knuckles had to cover all his own expenses. He decides to get around it by shooting at home, and he makes arrangements with the production company to film the next day. That session instead has him shooting gay porn for $5,000, which he strangely takes as a good trade-off. Rouge once again shows him a stack of bills for all the costs that took place filming in his home. This gives Knuckles the incentive to do everything about the porn shooting himself, complete with building a green screen so that it looks like he's having sex with his own body. Just when it seems he can do no wrong, he sees another stack of bills waiting for him. Fed up, Knuckles tells the director that he wasn't counting on being responsible for the shooting expenses and wants to quit. The director works out an arrangement so he can stay: one sex scene and he'll be issued a check for the profit instead of having to cover the expenses himself. He receives a payment of $100 and is relieved to see Rouge not handing him any bills when he gets home. However, he wakes up the next morning to discover his penis is more red than usual and itchy. It turns out the actress Knuckles had sex on the set with had an STD, so the doctor puts him on antibiotics. This prompts Knuckles to barge into the director's office and demand he be released, but unfortunately he's in a contract and there's a $500,000 early termination fee. Knuckles then brings in Rouge, and the director wants to give her a contract while hitting on her. Rouge screw-kicks him for several hours until he finally relents and releases Knuckles. Afterwards, Knuckles meets again with Sonic to show him the $100 check he was paid. Sonic concedes and tells Knuckles he at least made a profit doing smut work. Tails asks how Knuckles' penis is with Knuckles telling him how awkward it was to have him ask that out of the blue. To Knuckles' surprise, Tails admits that he can actually control how he ejaculates through both of his penises. Knuckles then says that he makes up for being a dork by being a savage in bed that way.
Fun Facts:
It's revealed that Knuckles has very few reservations when it comes to sexual activities.
Cast:
Junky: Knuckles, Gunter Hymenpopper the German director
Koopa: Sonic
Fieldsy: Rouge
Adam: Tails
Taped: 7/22/2018
Plot:
Knuckles checks out an ad while surfing on his iPad promising money for doing the best job ever. Upon closer inspection, the ad touts double his current income by making adult films. After doing some math, he is sold and applies on their online website. The next morning, he checks his body out in the mirror, thinking it's perfect for the job. Forgetting that he's naked, he tells Rouge who doesn't have her makeup on and has to cover his junk. Rouge tries to dissuade him, but Knuckles says the pay he'll get will be more than worth it. He the decides to gloat about it to Sonic and Tails who both call him out on how stupid the job sounds. Despite this, Knuckles still goes over to the studio, anticipating the paycheck. When he gets there, he discovers that the company shoots adult videos for people with strange fetishes, including people who like fat women and meets his co-star who is grossly overweight. Knuckles dreads having to shoot for the entire day until he receives a check for $2,000. Ecstatic, he returns home to show the check to Rouge only to discover a stack of bills waiting for him. He didn't read the fine print in the ad which details that Knuckles had to cover all his own expenses. He decides to get around it by shooting at home, and he makes arrangements with the production company to film the next day. That session instead has him shooting gay porn for $5,000, which he strangely takes as a good trade-off. Rouge once again shows him a stack of bills for all the costs that took place filming in his home. This gives Knuckles the incentive to do everything about the porn shooting himself, complete with building a green screen so that it looks like he's having sex with his own body. Just when it seems he can do no wrong, he sees another stack of bills waiting for him. Fed up, Knuckles tells the director that he wasn't counting on being responsible for the shooting expenses and wants to quit. The director works out an arrangement so he can stay: one sex scene and he'll be issued a check for the profit instead of having to cover the expenses himself. He receives a payment of $100 and is relieved to see Rouge not handing him any bills when he gets home. However, he wakes up the next morning to discover his penis is more red than usual and itchy. It turns out the actress Knuckles had sex on the set with had an STD, so the doctor puts him on antibiotics. This prompts Knuckles to barge into the director's office and demand he be released, but unfortunately he's in a contract and there's a $500,000 early termination fee. Knuckles then brings in Rouge, and the director wants to give her a contract while hitting on her. Rouge screw-kicks him for several hours until he finally relents and releases Knuckles. Afterwards, Knuckles meets again with Sonic to show him the $100 check he was paid. Sonic concedes and tells Knuckles he at least made a profit doing smut work. Tails asks how Knuckles' penis is with Knuckles telling him how awkward it was to have him ask that out of the blue. To Knuckles' surprise, Tails admits that he can actually control how he ejaculates through both of his penises. Knuckles then says that he makes up for being a dork by being a savage in bed that way.
Quotes:
Tails: Hey, Knuckles. How's your penis?
Fun Facts:
It's revealed that Knuckles has very few reservations when it comes to sexual activities.
Cast:
Junky: Knuckles, Gunter Hymenpopper the German director
Koopa: Sonic
Fieldsy: Rouge
Adam: Tails